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The Life of Your Master

Pet me, or face the claws

Created on 2005-04-05 10:55:04 (#6696548), last updated 2005-04-06

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Name:	Ham Sandwich

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I like humans who pet me. I don't like being picked up. I like cat nips. I don't like other cats. I don't like vets who shove things up my butt. I like my humans, James and Michelle. The Jenn Simms human makes me suspicious. Rumor has it she's bringing an invader to my world.

I live in Fishtown, in Philadelphia. I like watching other cats walk around in the hostile outside world, which I'm tempted to go into, but am frightened when I do venture outside.

I like the couch on the top of the mountain that I live in.

I like making the humans dance like puppets, espicially the fat one.

I also enjoy decapitating mice after long horendus torture.

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cat food, cat nip, catnip, hissing at vets, humans with food, litter box, other cats, philadelphia eagles, world domination

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